I don’t want to brag but I’m getting big.
I know that ham comes from a pig.
Can count to one hundred without mistakes.
You know those scary monsters… FAKES.
I like being first but take my turn.
Can’t believe I’ve more to learn.
Mommy asks, I dress myself.
Now I reach above the shelf.
I pour a drink for anyone
And put the milk back when I’m done.
My teacher says I’m extra smart
‘Cuz I can think AND use my heart.
Growing up is what you know
About the way things ought to go.
There’s oodles more to fill my head
I’m getting big now, like I said.